Forward dishes the dirt
MOST SKILFUL
Kyle Bennett – he loves a nutmeg. It doesn’t always works, but he always tries to get one in.
QUICKEST
Kyle’s fastest over five yards, but then Gareth Evans is the quickest for anything over that.
STRONGEST
Gurksy (Adam McGurk) – when the ball goes into his chest, there’s no getting round him because he’s so wide and has got big lats.
BIGGEST JOKER
Ben Davies does so many sly and sneaky little things. He’ll throw grapes at you and when you turn around he’s not even looking.
CLEVEREST
Christian Burgess has got a degree in history, so he must be pretty clever.
LEAST INTELLIGENT
Webbo (Adam Webster) – he’s just thick.
MOST VAIN
Dutchy (Hollands) – he’s always fixing his hair in the mirror to make sure he’s looking alright.
HARDEST WORKING
Danny Hollands works very hard and is a great role model.
LAZIEST
Brandon Haunstrup because he plays too much table tennis.
WORST DRESSER
Christian Burgess. The one word to describe his fashion is boot-cuts.
MOST LIKELY TO MANAGE
I’ll give that one to Michael Doyle.
This interview first appeared in the Pompey v Cambridge programme.
This interview first appeared in the Pompey v Cambridge programme.