Forward dishes the dirt
Kyle Bennett – he loves a nutmeg. It doesn’t always works, but he always tries to get one in.
Kyle’s fastest over five yards, but then Gareth Evans is the quickest for anything over that.
Gurksy (Adam McGurk) – when the ball goes into his chest, there’s no getting round him because he’s so wide and has got big lats.
Ben Davies does so many sly and sneaky little things. He’ll throw grapes at you and when you turn around he’s not even looking.
Christian Burgess has got a degree in history, so he must be pretty clever.
Webbo (Adam Webster) – he’s just thick.
Dutchy (Hollands) – he’s always fixing his hair in the mirror to make sure he’s looking alright.
Danny Hollands works very hard and is a great role model.
Brandon Haunstrup because he plays too much table tennis.
Christian Burgess. The one word to describe his fashion is boot-cuts.
MOST LIKELY TO MANAGE
I’ll give that one to Michael Doyle.
This interview first appeared in the Pompey v Cambridge programme.